Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

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Kidney Muncher

That one guy that just always wants to munch on your kidneys.

“Guy 1: Hey man how ya doing? Guy 2: how about I just munch on your kidneys?! Guy 1: go away you kidney muncher!”

by Quong Foo October 22, 2020

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Kidner • Kidnergarden • kinder surprise • kinder • kinder egg • Kindergarten • kinderwhore • kidder • kidneys • kindergender

kinderlope

a blowjob

man im botta give you kinderlope

by iufhdibsndm March 23, 2021

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Hardcore Kidder

What happens when someone make a statement that they later realize is wrong, and cover up by saying: "I was just kidding," or "joking!" or just "kidding!"

Ashley is such a hardcore kidder!

by Rekna June 30, 2011

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Colby Kisner

very handsome nice guy

i love Colby Kisner

by Colberta101 March 2, 2018

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Maisey Kisner is the most beautiful person alive. I love her more than anything else in this universe. They're smart, pretty, nice, and just overall perfect. Which may be why she's the love of my life. Maisey will always be there for you and will always be honest. She is perfect for me and to me. And i'm so happy to have them in my life. I love Maisey.

(some random person) Hey Maisey Kisner is kinda cute might ask her out tbh.
(me) Yeah cant blame you they're pretty cute, but i'm dating Maisey so why don't you leave.
(random person) Ohh shit i didnt know that sorry i'll back off, you guys are cute together though.
(me) yeah i know we are

by urmomishot1793 November 11, 2021

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