Joseph

A man forged by the hands of god himself. The rays from the sun follow him when he walks. Rain stops when he goes outside. Baby’s stop crying when they see him. Birds chirp when he wakes up. He can fix anything by looking at it. Women flock to him and men pray to be him. Teeth as white as ivory and eyes that glimmer like polished diamonds. When he orders pizza they know his voice instantly.

Pizza place: hello thank you for calling dominos...

Joseph: hi id like to ord......

Pizza place: Joseph!? Is that you !? Is it really you!? ...... your orders on its way bro!!!say no more my guy!

by Jostuff January 27, 2019

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Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

by Moneytree March 24, 2008

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st joseph's academy

located in the wealthiest area in st louis, the population of this all girls high school only cares about three things...money, sports, and partying. and even though thir mascot is the angels...believe me...they're all far from that. this school is filled with the rich-bitches from all over st louis.

-a parking lot filled with BMWs...that is the st joseph's academy parking lot.
- a school next door to a neiman marcus...st joseph's academy
- a school that has so many state banners that they can barely fit on the walls of their gym...saint joseph's academy

by guess_whoo12 June 2, 2009

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Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

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Joseph Chitty

This rare term is one of three things.

1.) A term to describe something more powerfull then God himself, Super-God.

2.) Something women scream during an orgasm.

3.) An individual possessing in excess of 1,000,000 man points

Well, after beating Chuck Norris in a punch up and the Stig in a race you're a genuine Joseph Chitty

by Joeisnthome June 4, 2011

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