A Man On The Inside

A Phrase Used To Express That AnInformer Is Giving Up Privy Information.

Detective: At Exactly 3 P.M. I Want Everyone At That Warehouse.We're Gonna Catch Them With That Shipment For Sure.

Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?

Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.

by DGringo October 1, 2009

White Man's Insurance Policy

White Man's Insurance Policy

The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.

Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.

by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019

Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.

Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*

by MegaMind37 May 25, 2019

We'll reject inside jokes

We'll reject inside jokes is another one of the main Rules that is not followed and ignored by the users and editors of this webshite.

Urban Dictionary: Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by LMAO_Trooper February 22, 2021

Insured by Smith and Wesson

If you attempt to steal anything from a car or a house; the owner reserves the right to stick a gun in your face.

The thief entered the house and discoved, to his chagrin, that it was insured by Smith and Wesson. Funeral Arrangements are pending.

by Amzngguy June 27, 2009

Instacunt

A woman who's emotions turn from happy (or at least normal) to raging cunt in the blink of an eye for no apparent or good reason.

I was minding my own business when she turned instacunt on me.

We were getting along just fine, when all of a sudden she went instacunt on me and told me to get the fuck out.

by BizzyBlond October 8, 2009

surprise inspector

A surprise inspector is the name of a prank which involves 2 or more people who have been detained in separate police vehicles. In order to set the prank up, one person who knows that everything in a police vehicle is being recorded, will speak loudly of their friends attempt to hide drugs or drug paraphernalia, (even though they really didn’t) within his or her own anal cavity. The prank is completed after the cavity search has taken place.

While Derek and Bobby were being detained in separate police cars, Derek said, “Those dumb pigs will never figure out that Bobby hid that tiny bit of tar heroin up his ass! A few hours later... Bobby: “Why you smiling, Derek?” Derek: “I heard you got a visit from the surprise inspector!” Bobby: “I’m gonna F’n kill you Derek!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 7, 2018