Goonicide

The act of killing one's self after doing something particularly lewd, indecent or sexual

I whipped by dick out and jerked it infront of this drive thru lady and now people are harassing me, i'm going to commit Goonicide

by PornHubPerson January 18, 2025

Goonicide

when a gooner kills himself because he is extremely fucking horny and can't handle his gooning urges properly.

did you hear about that gooner in arizona who went to that drive-thru coffee shop with the bikini baristas? he didn't have any pants on and he got told to leave. he committed goonicide right after

by samtheobserver January 18, 2025

goonicide

when a person commits suicide after being caught gooning/masturbaiting

guy 1: "dude, did you see the video about the guy who was jerking it at that coffee place?"

guy 2: "yeah, he ended up committing goonicide."

by whoopsiewrld January 20, 2025

Goonicide

When you goon in public and get caught, thus going viral leaving you no other option than to commit suicide

Did you hear about that guy gooning in the car? He committed goonicide after he got outed on Twitter.

by LaQuagi January 21, 2025

Goonicide

When you’re gooning gets outed and you have no other choice except committing suicide.

Did you see that guy in the car from twitter ? He committed goonicide only 1 day later.

by LaQuagi January 21, 2025

Goonicycle

Like doing a wheelie on a bike except your masturbating on a unicycle.

Dude: I hit a sick Goonicycle the other day, fell of when I came though.

by Skibidi Biden January 31, 2025

gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself

Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night

by anonymous January 31, 2025