goober

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011

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Gooner

Someone who sniffs poppers excessively whilst masturbating

Ugh, Desmond is such a gooner

by Dicklodocus November 15, 2022

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Goobner • goober • Gooner • Goobert • goobersmooch • Goonberry • Goobler • Goobered • Gooberism • goobernut

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

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gooner

A glory hunting pussbag who has very little knowledge of
football

Gaz is a Gooner!!!!!!

by jigster October 28, 2006

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GOOBERSNIFFER

A goobersniffer is a dork...an idiot...a sniffer of goobs. Basically they are lowest form of humanity that pretty much make the rest of the population happy that they are not them.

Daniel Funk is the biggest goobersniffer I can think of.

by Nathan Rigsby January 22, 2007

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