goofy goober

A person who is goofy.and eats monsters!

Dang look at her! She a goofy goober!

by Teisha April 4, 2008

goobers

processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.

"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"

by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008

goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking

ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober

by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017

goober

n. slang in the medical community for small abcesses in the groin or rectal area.

She had a small goober but the doctor lanced it and gave her antibotics.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

goober

to goober something, or someone, is to run and tackle them at speed. A goober is not a true goober unless both parties slip and fall, but take care of each other in the decent, so as neither get in the least bit hurt.

'Dom totally just goobered Soph' or 'You're going the right way for a goober and I don't care who knows it!'

by somefungal October 13, 2011

Goober meister

Queen or King of all goober heads

You are such a goober meister!

by Kel December 18, 2003

GOOBERSNIFFER

A goobersniffer is a dork...an idiot...a sniffer of goobs. Basically they are lowest form of humanity that pretty much make the rest of the population happy that they are not them.

Daniel Funk is the biggest goobersniffer I can think of.

by Nathan Rigsby January 22, 2007