Grandma's Chicken Salad

the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.

Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.

by bonequisha_kim_nicole January 8, 2012

nasty grandma

When a girl gives a guy head and she doesn't have any teeth.

I took some slut home from bar the other night and we when we got back to her place she took out her chompers and started giving me a nasty grandma.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

slap my grandma

Phrase used when experiencing excitement. Can be used in my place of "no kidding."

Well, slap my grandma! My dog's name is Badonkadonk too!

by Lindsay Hamel May 2, 2008

Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.

Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.

by Texpert November 21, 2010

hungry grandma

an old slut or whore, especially those who enjoy giving blow jobs

I fed that hungry grandma 3 ounces of cum!

by cap'n gar September 26, 2003

Saggy Grandma Hanging Tits

The best breasts ever. Droopy round the knees

Oi, bitches on the bus, get ya saggy grandma hanging tits out for the lads

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.

I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.

by AwesoCast November 24, 2007