fap paw

The hand you use for masturbating.

I injured my fap paw, so I couldn't masturbate last night.

by tenderlove August 20, 2009

Fap Roulette

A list of porn stars or pornographic material is numbered. Then a dice can be rolled or a number generated and which number is given the player must masturbate to the material of the corresponding number

I can't choose a porn star to fap to. I'll do a fap roulette to decide

by Adamisthedaddy February 26, 2010

mental fap

noun: The act of fapping to a mental image; usually one's pictured self engaged in fantastical/twisted sex acts with one or more people in his life. Many prefer the mental fap over the standard porn fap.

guy 1: "Dude.......last night I had a great mental fap about a black midget in a diaper and Joan Rivers...."

guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"

by craundizzle August 31, 2006

fap material

Noun. usually pornographic media intended for the use of masturbation. Fap being the verb to masturbate.

"Do you know where I can get some decent fap material?"
"Um... try fapmaterial.com"

by A.Fapper July 20, 2012

Crap and Fap

To use the excuse of having to take a dump as an opportunity to masturbate

Josh: Hey I'll be right back; gotta poo.

Spencer: Heh, I bet he's doing a crap and fap.

by JMGraham January 5, 2009

Fap-Attack

Fap-Attacking is when you furiously masturbate to any of the Attack Attack songs. Doing so can cause one or all of many reactions. If you listen to any fast paced songs, and if you jerk your wanker vigorously enough, you can obtain the ability to for a few seconds, become a Super Saiyan 17. The after effects may cause cancer of the everywhere, and bleeding from the ass and earlobes. If you fap to a slower paced song, there is a one in a 117.4563 chance that you will be teleported to an alternate dimension and meet a gay jesus. The only way to get back is to travel 5 miles to castle Brennenburg and beat the game Amnesia: The Dark Descent, without a lantern. After you, and if you survive, you will leave castle Brennenburg, and wander into a swap where there will be 2 mile tall jellyfish with thorny neck dicks, that can and will brutaly rape your anus until your teeth turn into glass shards of fork, that will jump down your throat and stab your colon until you cry. After the swap, you will come up to the portal. Unfortuantly, that portal is actually a trap that teleports you to the inside of a giants sweaty arm bracelets. Once you jump out of his crunchy grundle cage, you will need to parachute down to the ground ( WARNING, LANDING IN ANYWHERE BESIDES THE INVISIBLE SWITCH THAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO REALITY WILL CAUSE IMMEDIATE DEATH. )

Fap-Attack: " Luke i'm totally going to Fap-Attack when i get home!"
Fap-Attacking: " Sorry Walter i'll talk to you later im Fap-Attacking right now."
Fap-Attacked: "Yea Mike i totally Fap-Attacked yesterday."

by GrundleMan1013 June 21, 2012

Fap fest

A movie or TV show that is not considered pornography but has at least 3 sex scenes and or 5 full female naked bodies shown

Dude did you see the magdeline sisters? It was a total fap fest!

by Micaaw007 March 22, 2010