Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Fap Forfeit February

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Fap Forfeit February is a challenge and you need to do it once every day until the 28th February

Yo man my mom just caught me doing Fap Forfeit February challenge, so now im grounded.

by trippiehomo April 22, 2018

fap-fu

The kung-fu like art of fapping. Skills related to masturbation.

I had to use my fap-fu techniques to get the ketchup out.

by Tagifras July 10, 2010

FAP - Free Arab Priests

FAP is a chant shouted by the people trying to Free Arab Priests. It is their last resort, hopefully the evil Arab Priest capturers will show remorse and set them free. Soon everyone in the streets will be FAP-ing with all their strength!

At a FAP - Free Arab Priests Protest...

Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'

by whiteley January 15, 2010

fap off

To jerk off. Comes from the sound that is produced while a man is masturbating.

She didn't put out again, it's our third date. I think I'll just fap off.

by bitofafry November 4, 2013

Fap Sap

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with it.

Not always a sexual act; sometimes its just because your a duche

"So Rachel was being a bitch last night."

"No shit dude what did you do?"
"Gave that bitch a taste of my fap sap

by Erutious and Halegion November 1, 2010

Fap Slap

When a guy masturbates then jizzes in his hand then slaps someone across the face with that hand. The guy can also be getting a hand job from his bitch and he would jizz on her hand, then she would slap someone.

Guy 1: Dude, I was jerkin it last night and guess what!
Guy 2: I don't know broseph! tell me!!
Guy 1: I came in my hand and I fap slapped the fuck out of this granny walking down the street!
Guy 2: For real!?
Guy 1: Yeah man! She fucking loved it!
Guy 2: Nice!

by wahsnayr May 11, 2010