fap off

To jerk off. Comes from the sound that is produced while a man is masturbating.

She didn't put out again, it's our third date. I think I'll just fap off.

by bitofafry November 4, 2013

fap off

two begin to fap. one finishes. one continues.

there are two people who disagree about who can out fap the other and so they have a fap off

by The American American November 4, 2013

Fap It Off

Similar to the phrase "laugh it off", it's what you tell your friend when they're upset or frustrated.

Friend 1: "Man, I can't get over breaking up with her."

Friend 2: "You'll be alright dude, just fap it off."

by bosstin_twosix January 28, 2014