Discrastination

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.

With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.

by LesPaulLover May 2, 2023

discospinster

Yet another loud and insane wikinazi from English Wikipedia. It's nothing new. Welcome to the USA and Internet!

I know discospinster - no one said.
I trust discospinster - no one said.
discospinster is a cool guy - no one said.

by aaamerica September 16, 2023

Fart Discipline

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.

Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.

by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010

Douche Disclosure

Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.

Metzmacher really stepped in it with his douche disclosure of the Badlock vulnerability.

by malwarejake July 13, 2016

Standard-Discordserver

By far the best Discord server in the whole wide world. The Co-Owner called "SimJongUn" is an asshole, but all other people are great. If you are banned after 10 seconds on the server by "SimJongUn", you had the best Standard-Discordserver experience.

Did you hear about Standard-Discordserver?
Yeah, it is great, I was banned for literally doing nothing.
Sounds fun bro.

by Aquariumspieler February 1, 2021

Arsenal Discord High Ranks

Arsenal discord high ranks are in-classified species with the class of J (Jerk) class. They probably has an anime profile pictures which classifies them as J-1 (Jerk-1) and probably worships virtual game characters like a god.

They like using a slang classified as Jerk-2 which concludes “Ok and”, “Cry about it” Sometimes bullies low ranks
Good and Kind High Ranks are classified as Jerk-1A. An alternate version of it.

J1, J-2 wastes their life on virtual level.

To identify high ranks, simply look at their level. 25+ is considered high ranks

Guy 1: hey did you hear about the new group of Arsenal Discord High Ranks
Guy 2: yea the group sucks ass lol

by crycrap is bald lol May 22, 2021

Dick discipline

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.

'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'

by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022