Jacket Crumpet

A burnt breakfast

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

concrete crumblers

Another unique phrase to describe someone's massive, gross, hairy ass feet that are so powerful they crumble concrete.

Joe: *takes off sock*

Lily: "BRO GET YOUR CONCRETE CRUMBLERS AWAY FROM ME"

by honeycloudss June 29, 2022

Aaven Crumpler

Aaven Crumpler is the definition of L-Manz. He likes to curse even tho he shouldn’t and acts gay when he isn’t. He also is rude and annoying but sometimes funny.

“Aaven Crumpler is so annoying!” “That’s what I’m saying!”

by Quake626 July 28, 2022

buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.

That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Chrissy crumple

A game on roblox / what stranger things fans use to say: vecina killing Chrissy.

Hey wanna play Chrissy crumple

by Charl3s12 October 17, 2022

porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)

(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?

by ssflss January 10, 2023

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023