crotch punch 

Being punched or punching someone in the crotch, rather than kicking. Some people have nifty catch phrases they yell while crotch punching, such as coca cola

"COCA COLA" *punches crotch*
"ow my crotch got crotch punched"

crotch punch by Kittles December 25, 2006

crotch rocket

A sport bike, usually japanese, but somtimes italian, rarley german (the new BWM K1200R) or american (buell) The minimum that really is a crotch rocket is along the lines of the classic 2 strokers like the RZ350 or the NS400r, cominng up to the the pinnicle in the likes of the RCv211 or the yamaha M1. More common examples are along the likes of the ninja/GSXr/YZFr/CBR series.

Very fast, even the slowest of these (the RZ350 and NS400R) can run times in 11's in bone stock. with somthing like a turboed GSX1300R hitting 7's.

Did ya see the turbo busa video where the crotch rocket rips a big ol viper a new asshole?

crotch rocket by He who arises in might September 24, 2004

crotch nuggets 

Can be either used as an expletive, or to describe a bodily situation. Often used in a sarcastic tone just for the hell of using the term.

"Oh crotch nuggets, I appear to have lost my keys"

crotch nuggets by mayhem_mad September 7, 2005

Crotch Muffin 

When sitting down in a bent position ,
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a penis. This impression of the penis is defined as "Crotch Muffin" Crotch Muffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.

" Hahahah , Brendan has a Crotch Muffin"
" My pants are all criinkly and I have Crotch Muffin"
" That kid has Crotch Muffin"

Crotch Muffin by Bradley James Wilson December 16, 2008

crotch crickets 

crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch

wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets

crotch crickets by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

crotch hit 

To deliver a pat in the general crotchal region of your favorite female friends, usually when intoxicated. When necessary, a self crotch hit can be administered PRN.

With each round of lemon drops the crotch hits were flying fast and furious.

crotch hit by Cinnners June 25, 2007

crotch sniper 

An expert in the ancient art of unexpectedly grabbing or caressing a guy's crotch, always performed by another guy. It usually involves homosexual intent from the sniper, followed by blatant discomfort from the victim.

Kev: "Did you see what Joe just did?"

Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."

crotch sniper by Pat Waite July 3, 2008