Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.

"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

by Hugh's Dad, Cleaner of Elbows July 5, 2021

Crop Ripper

Crop Ripper: A type of criminal in the UK who targets illegal cannabis grows to rob them. They may place trackers on cars parked outside grow shops to locate grow operations. Crop-rippers use either stealth or force to steal the crop once it has fully matured.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching YouTube the other night, and apparently, this geezer tried robbing one of those cannabis grows, and he got murdered by the Albanians,

Frank: Yeah, bruv, it's a new UK crimal trend, he was a crop ripper I bet he didn't get very far just ended up RIP instead LOL

Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026