crap bag

A colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless. In other words, my ex-boyfriend.

- Crap bag actually thought I would give him another chance.
- Hi, my name is Crap Bag.
- What a total crap bag!

by Anonymous April 26, 2004

Crap Trap

A toilet without toilet paper. A terrible situation to be in and a hilarious prank to play.

"Don't use that toilet, it's a crap trap."

by Collin Locke September 8, 2009

crapricorn

Crap...with corn.

Yes! I've produced a crapricorn! Want to come look, or should I just take a picture?

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

Peice of Crap

1. A brown substance that comes out of ones bottom.

2. Anything George W. Bush related

George W. Bush is a peice of Crap

by MastaNateDogg August 28, 2004

caprice

I don't know what Chevrolet was thinking when they stopped producing these awesome machines. It's better than the Crown Victoria on so many levels. It offered good looks and great performance. And it doesn't explode when you hit its rear end. Awesome cars...I just hate how these stupid rappers and drug dealers are buying them and "pimping" them out...making them look like total shit.

My 600hp Caprice will blow away your Crown Vic into next week.

My Caprice looks great stock...makes for a perfect sleeper. Your Caprice looks like shit because you put on huge rims on it and ugly ass paint. You don't deserve to own a car like a Caprice. Go rice out a Civic you lazy wannabe rapper.

by dasdsakhjjkyuhdade December 7, 2006

crap

Not a swear, just a word for poo.

Hey crap for brains, crap isn't a swear.

by Jimmy Jilly March 17, 2004

i gotta crap

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)

i really gotta crap!

by AcidJed April 9, 2004