Sex Coma

This is the lack of Sex for more than Six months. (This does not apply to virgins.)

Jack's new girlfriend has him in a sex coma.

Virgin woman usually keep there boyfriends in a sexual coma until marriage.

by Jeremy Plumley November 22, 2007

piff coma

the act of smoking PIFF and the after effects, leave you feeling as if you were in a coma.

black guy: yo, man whachu tryna do today nigga?

unsuspecting white guy: i dont know man, you still know

you still know those "niggas" from

philly?

black guy: yeah my nigga why?

unsuspecting white guy: well, can they still get the piff?

black guy: hell yeah my nigga!(gives the white guy daps)

unsuspecting white guy: good im trying to go into a piff coma

by smokedatpiff013 November 26, 2010

Drink Coma

Similar to a "food coma," one gets a drink coma from being too full to function after drinking too much. This ranges through many beverages- all the way from alcohol, to juice.

I can't drink hot cocoa right now, if I drink hot drink right now, I'll fall into a drink coma and I will pass out instantly

by ILOVEDRANK January 27, 2011

tryptophan coma

Background:- Tryptophan is a precursor amino-acid: to serotonin. Bananas are supposedly a natural source. Serotonin, being understood mostly due to Prozac and the effects of MDMA on the brain.

A comatose state due to too much tryptophan at the synapses of the brain? Or comatose post-tryptophan overload?

I'm on a serious come-down after that pill; my head's gone into a tryptophan coma

by cosmic-antidust December 28, 2005

Digital Coma

The state of being completely oblivious to anything or anyone around you while Facebooking, texting or other digital activities.

Babe, you can get off your knees I came like a half an hour ago. Oh Christ your in a Facebook digital coma aren't you!

by PreMedB May 24, 2011

Commercial Coma

Commercial Coma-

It happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. You soon forget what show/movie you were watching.

Mark: Hey, what, uh, what's the show we're watching?

John: Dude, we're watching Family Guy.

Mark: Uh, really? Are you sure?

John: Someone's got a serious case of commercial coma...

by PandaHumor August 1, 2011

oxford coma

When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."

I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.

by Idontposthere July 11, 2016