¿requires va ir coma con mi?

spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.

by james short March 21, 2007

C coma pieeeepa piggy

C coma pieeeepa piggy

Are u a sussy Baka or a C coma pieeeepa piggy

by Caca de cucurachas May 23, 2021

Phone Coma

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.

What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.

by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021

Wendy’s Coma

The act taking a longer nap that you were supposed to after eating a really good burger from Wendy’s.

Hey, you’ve been in your room for a while. Is everything okay?

Yeah, man. I just woke up from the most invigorating Wendy’s Coma. You should try it sometime!

by LZGray April 27, 2024

coma mode

Coma mode is a funnier and quite frankly better version of passing out basically. You’re soooo tired that you’re going to be sleeping for hours or pretty much the whole day. You’re in your own bubble. That’s how crazy tired you are. So yeah that’s coma mode

Hey I saw that you called and texted me. Sorry about that I was in coma mode and didn’t hear my phone go off

by Fearless0610 March 9, 2018

Bro-coma

A group of Toyota Tacoma drivers that huddle together in traffic, also cuddling together at home.

Connor and Chad are having 38 Tacoma buds over for a bro-coma Sunday morning, you in?

by Dieseldanman April 20, 2022

coma bollito

If a Colombian from the paisa region offers you something and you decline, they tell you "coma bollito" (pronounced coh-muh bo-jee-toe) which means "eat a turd", because in their culture it's rude to refuse an offering.

"That Colombian girl offered me some of her fries. When I said 'no thanks', she said 'coma bollito'. What does that mean?"

Bollo means turd. Bollito means little turd. So coma bollito is the slightly more polite way of telling someone to eat a turd.

Coma bollito.

by JimmyOfTheWest May 21, 2024