Cloomjing

When a car is obviously a hoopty, ratchet, raggedy, and clapped out but the owner who is selling it is oblivious.

Fritz wanted to sell a clapped out and dented up 240sx but obviously he is blind because it’s cloomjing AF.

by Hahagotcha May 19, 2021

cloould

One of my tiktok mutuals. They’re a Hunter fanpage, ya know Hunter from the gay cartoon called the owl house

Person 1: “Have you seen cloould’s new post on tiktok?”
Person 2: “If it was about Hunter from Toh then probably “

by Yoursiblingerosion July 20, 2021

caloosa

A small luxury equestrian neighborhood located in west palm beach that inhabits loads of dramatic stay at home bitch white moms, hella Jews, a fucking petting zoo that claims to be a rescue, crazy board members, out of line equestrians and a bunch of vicious opossums. Sometimes you’ll get the occasional liberal who puts up a biden sign. Caloosa is definitely a wild place to live from flipping a tractor into a canal to those kids who make brownies on the corner.

I live in Caloosa.
Oh that horse neighborhood in west palm?

Yeah!

by mcnigger2 September 8, 2021

Cloopy

Being as creative and as stylist at everything one is doing.

This was John first time cooking but he was so Cloopy it seemed like he did it before

by Mr. Cloop November 22, 2021

Clooney

Noun: The Re-Telling of a joke that you already tried to tell but it fell flat or no one heard, so you try to make the same joke again when you should have just let it go. Just let it go, man...

Background: On a talk show once, George Clooney made a joke that apparently no one heard. Everyone was still laughing about something else. So he waited a moment until everyone finished laughing, and then repeated the exact same joke a SECOND TIME. That time he got the laughs for the joke.

SEE ALSO: Pulling a George. This one is much more nefarious. In this instance someone ELSE made a joke that nobody heard... except for you. And then when the laughter clears, you STEAL THEIR JOKE and tell it as if it was YOURS... so you get the laughs for THEIR JOKE. Don't pull a George, asshole!

"Dude, your joke was lame enough the first time... Definitely not worthy of pulling a Clooney!"

by JeffThaDov January 21, 2022

Clooney

another definition for clownery

idk just say clooney instead of clownery

by faggot2006x_ December 12, 2021

cleoseted

used to define sapphics in denial who date men as an act of trying to prove their “heterosexuality”, usually caused by internalised homophobia. Named after and coined by username eldstprincess on Twitter.

That’s not her boyfriend, guys. She’s just cleoseted.

by michieru January 5, 2022