hoe-choke

put someone up against the wall and put your elbow under the throat

"keep on, and u gonna get hoe-choked up in here"

by Halliese October 18, 2008

choke and blow

Giving someone fellatio while snorting lines of cocaine off the penis.

That party was crazy last night! Susan gave me a choke and blow!

by Bendorb January 26, 2016

The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke

by Hunger Striker July 8, 2011

Chokes McGee

Someone who buckles under pressure, often.

Altidore and Sasic should be renamed Mr. and Mrs. Chokes McGee.

by AmericanOxygen August 4, 2015

stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.

Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.

by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017

choke wank

Wanking while choking yourself, being choked by someone else while you wank or being choked by someone else while they wank you

Im going to have the best choke wank tonight

by shukkka November 16, 2016

Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017