History Channel

Should be renamed "The Hitler Channel" Since they talk about WW2 in just about every other program.

All The History Channel shows most of the time is something about World War 2. But they do have some other things too. Just not that much

by Cripplehawk May 23, 2009

Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.

Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.

by magnumdefense January 28, 2013

channel cat

1. The act of or being a woman that is a dirty whore. The kind that is always feeding off the bottom of the barrell or will have sex with anything.

2. A woman that is like a channel in the water everybody has to go through it to get to port.

3. A woman that will go to any depths of the river to get dick; a bottom feeder

That chick Jaz is a straight up channel cat.

Look at that channel cat over there bottom feeding.

by hadnuts September 4, 2007

Voice Changer 3000

A voice changer that does not actually exist, but is in fact just a cruel joke played on you by your friend who has nothing better to do, than to pretend to have a voice changer.

Not to be confused with Voice Changer 3; which actually does exist.

Veronica: Wow, how did you change your voice like that?
Fernando: It's a voice changer.
Veronica: Really? Which one?
Fernando: "Voice Changer Three--"
Veronica: "Voice Changer 3"?
Fernando: No, "VOICE CHANGER 3000"

by pHailer November 18, 2009

Kattegat Channel Conflict

An intermittent struggle between factions within the Holy Nordic Empire, the most notable being the Kulturpoliti, over a series of disputes, the most prominent being the question of legitimate succession to the Imperial throne, following the assassination of Emperor Gissur, by the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation in 2050.

The Kattegat Channel Conflict is most famous for marking the end of armed military conflict by specialized troops in Europe and North-America, replaced with the massive scale brain-washing of civilian populations, dubbed meta-war, making the Kattegat Channel Conflict the first conflict in history to be fought solely through the control of broadcasting resources.

The conflict is considered to have ended with the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066, due to the inability of the warring factions to agree over the matters of succession.

Various factions continued meta-skirmishing in the area well into the 2070's but with little effect.

The primary significance of the Kattegat Channel Conflict is three-fold, firstly it marked the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire, secondly it marked the end of armed warfare with the advent of meta-war and thirdly it demostrated the dangers of meta-war by the complete meta-decimation of the Scandinavia, which left it a drone-state under the sway of The Eurasian Republic.

Damn, those guys just keep at it like it was the Kattegat Channel Conflict.

by Gissur December 9, 2004

Irish channel

A neighborhood of New Orleans noted for its distinctive dialect, vaguely resembling both Southern and New York speech. See yat.

After he spoke two sentences, I knew he grew up in the Irish Channel.

by octopod November 30, 2003

Channel Bitch

The person holding the TV remote who is forced to change channels at the whim of others in the room

Hey, be my channel bitch and switch over to the football game. Nevermind, a commercial is on, switch back to Touched by An Angel.

by TisHerself December 23, 2008