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Get the Cakery mug.The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?
Man 1. What are you cooking there
Man 2. A sperm cracker
Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?
Man 2. You'll see
Man 2. A sperm cracker
Man 1. Whats a sperm cracker?
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The darker and more twisted and gay version of freddy Kruger. Cocker started as a promiscuous and over the top gay man where he would go and find younger teenagers and turn them gay. one night he crossed paths with the boyfriend of a larger 300lb fat chick and turned him gay. this upset her so much when she caught them in bed together that she fainted on top of cocker and killed him. now he hunts the living in there nightmares in-visioning long and steamy gay images. on his left hand is the gloved hand with 4 eight foot dongs attached to them. every night his helper the love he lost aguadots unsuspecting men in bars so Freddy cocker can have his way with them.
what ever you do Freddy cocker will anal rape u.
The darker and more twisted and gay version of freddy Kruger. Cocker started as a promiscuous and over the top gay man where he would go and find younger teenagers and turn them gay. one night he crossed paths with the boyfriend of a larger 300lb fat chick and turned him gay. this upset her so much when she caught them in bed together that she fainted on top of cocker and killed him. now he hunts the living in there nightmares in-visioning long and steamy gay images. on his left hand is the gloved hand with 4 eight foot dongs attached to them. every night his helper the love he lost aguadots unsuspecting men in bars so Freddy cocker can have his way with them.
what ever you do Freddy cocker will anal rape u.
by guynnie November 12, 2010
Get the Freddy Cocker mug.During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."
I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
by rubicante1 August 3, 2007
Get the cockery mug.A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.
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