corey allen

An Australian version of the the US Walter Mitty: "an ordinary often ineffectual person who indulges in fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs".

A mate contacted me and told me that he often sees the malignant dwarf walking his dog in Bardon, wearing muay thai shorts. This is beyond disgraceful. More Corey Allen fantasies, presenting a facade to the world. He has never done muay Thai or boxing (boxercise doesn't count) and has never fought.

by Big Mitchell September 30, 2020

harrison allen

A person who is thinks he is solid and is always bricked up.

Why u being such a harrison allen

by Darren the g May 4, 2022

julia allen

she has a dump truck and it's very squishy

julia allen is a person who is so solid with a dump truck

by anonymous June 4, 2022

Alex Allen

Alex Allen is someone who would blow any guy for a tenner.

She is a bit creepily obsessed with Ruach and Evie....but we won't speak abt that.

did you hear, Alex Allen sucked of Enzo for a tenner in Queens Park?

by Another Fatherless Child August 21, 2022

Chris Allened

3-5 men: with a dildo in bed, the first to insert it into his ass without hands wins.

I Chris Allened the fastest.

by TM Bill August 28, 2022

Edgar Allen Poe it up

The act of behaving in a manner that Edgar Allen Poe would, most predominantly, sleeping with the corpse of a dead lover (bonus if she is your cousin)

“Oh no, she’s dead. Guess it’s time to Edgar Allen Poe it up!”

“My very attractive cousin died of ligma. I kinda want to Poe it up in the graveyard if you know what I mean.”

by Trees- November 21, 2022

Jaysa Allen

Means to be very beautiful with a big heart and the softest most beautiful brown eyes

Jaysa Allen made me fall for her the first time I seen her

by I<4jaysa January 31, 2023