Ash Ketchum

The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.

"Ash Ketchum, is it? Good, I've been looking for you." *pulls out shotgun*

by Kazyan July 14, 2006

Ash Ketchum

The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.

Andy Dickinson is an Ash Ketchum.

by RatchetBoo April 25, 2003

Ash Ketchum

The protagonist in the Pokémon anime series. Ash travels around various regions trying to capture pokémon. His mother is Delia Ketchum. His favourite colours are blue and red. His first pokémon was pikachu, who originally hated him and electrocuted him on many occasions. He never seems to travel alone, having picked up many companions on his journey, including Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris and Dent. He always makes Team Rocket 'blast off again'. And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!

Misty: Hey, Ash Ketchum! What pokémon did you catch?
Ash: It's a chikorita!!

by Melissa Ketchum February 28, 2011

ash-hole

An Ash-Hole is any volcano. Mount St. Helens is the biggest ash-hole in North America.

Mt. Vesuvius is a mean ash-hole that wiped out Pompeii in Roman times.

by JD January 31, 2005

ash card

A person who trys not to follow the crowd, just like everyone else.

A person who trys to pass of thoughts he found on the tv or internet as his own original thinking.

A person attached at the hip to nicola

A person obsessed with Kung-Fu

I think christianity is bollocks - Ash

I would dump nicola for an ant

by andrew McHolden April 8, 2005

ash pass

Customary act of ashing the joint or blunt when passing it amongst a group of friends.

"Hey, how bout a ash pass next time so I don't get all this crap on me!"

by BigCheese420 October 7, 2007

Ash wannabe

A person who is so addicted to pokemon they want to be ash (The main character)

Guy 1 : ''WOO GO PIKACHU!''
Guy 2 : ''You do realise you are playing on the ds, you absolute Ash wannabe''

by thehotdragon August 13, 2010