The Bloody Diarrhea

The Bloody Diarrhea is a drink prepared by melting two heath klondike bars in the microwave and pouring it into a red solo cup. Another preparation method is to add a 1/2 cup of grenadine to the beverage.

The Bloody Diarrhea is shitty.

by Boobs are squishy October 31, 2021

Diarrhea-Faced

When your so shitfaced that you start having the runs

Yo look at that dude on the toilet , he’s so diarrhea-faced

by SynysterZV April 15, 2019

diarrhea pump

Another name for a William.

That guy is such a diarrhea pump!

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

Diarrhea nips

The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017

dishwater diarrhea

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021

religious diarrhea

Religious religious words squirted verbally into unsuspecting ears diarrhea.
E.g. "Thou shalt not purify thy feet with the blood of camel farts.", Diplodocus 13:42

Not to be confused with science. Lower case "s" for science. Because humility.

RELIGION!!!!
In towering 50 mile high flaming indigo lettters.. because, umm... humility?!?

I prefer my priest's religious diarrhea to the religious diarrhea of my rabbis, my imams, my shamans, my monks, my elders, my eclesiastics, my divines, my whatchemaclastics, you know - the whole bunch...

by DexTract November 1, 2018

verbal diarrhea

the product that results when everything that issues from a person's mouth is a flood of wet runny shit.

I was looking in a magazine and there was an article of "things you can get for your loved ones this Christmas". There were the latest audio-books, movies, recorded speeches anthologies and then there was the recorded "works" of every Rush Limbaugh radio session to date. The writer referred to that as "verbal diarrhea". Honest!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 23, 2009