The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 04, 2017
by WhereDaWhoppers January 07, 2022
The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 05, 2017