The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.
Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.
by WhereDaWhoppers October 05, 2017
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