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Mmea GeoffAmerican beggars who work at McDonald's that makes no difference between concept of average and short.

Range of average is between 5 ft 8.5 and 5 ft 10 therefore 5 ft 9 5 ft 10 is average

According to european's survey opinion ideal height is between 5 ft 10 and 6 ft 1 and 6 ft is not a minimal value
Height preferences are related to time and culture, however, differences remain for men and women. According to a survey conducted by Ipsos, the perfect height for men was higher than the ideal height for women.
According to 45 percent of surveyed participants in Belgium, men's ideal height was between 177 to 185 centimeters. As for women, 49 percent of respondents stated that the ideal height should be between 165 and 175 centimeters."
" New YouGov research into the subject of height finds that men and women both tend to think it's ideal to be slightly above average – but people are fairly open-minded."
3It's very easy for a people with 5ft9 or up appear like 5ft10 or 5ft11 with tailoring, widht structure, waist lines and others
On average, women say a romantic partner 5’3” or shorter is generally too short for comfort, while a partner 6’3” or taller is too tall, and the “ideal” height for a man is 5’11” source yougov
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short king by Sedorf1995 January 21, 2022
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Short king 

A short king is a man under 5’9 who is typically quite funny and charming, but doesn’t actually make it past 1st base. Girls like short kings because they laugh at him, not with him. These men also typically hang out with girls that are younger than them. Short kings, don’t drop your crown. You’ll make it someday.
Who is that guy? He’s such a cute little short king.
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Sofa King 

A higher form of retard (see 'I am sofa king we todded')An extract and new meaning.
Kerrin's T-shirt says "If I'm not wasted, the day is"
Sara says "the day is... what?"
Janes says "Sara, you are such a sofa king!"
Sara Says "Oooooooooooh. Oops"
Ussually said in a retard voice and followed by Sara blushing.
Sofa King by Sofaqueen February 21, 2008

All the King's Men 

A very long novel written by Robert Penn Warren to torture the teens of modern society. Having a plot based around the politics and the corruption it can cause, in the end, just about everyone dies.
George: Dang, I gotta read All the King's Men for english class!

John: Don't worry: everyone kills themself, the end.

Snow King 

THIS GUY HAS DATED A LOT OF BLACK GIRLS. HES A SNOW KING'S
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Burger King 

Noun.
A cleverly disguised nickname that implies that the subject has to have everything "There Way" just like the restaurant's campaign slogan, "Have It Your Way"
"Dude, I'm so pissed at Burger King right now. She got all butt hurt when I didn't give her a ride to the mall."
Burger King by McPoofy January 3, 2008

Beef King 

One who enters a yearlong beef-eating contest against one or more opponents and, at the end of the year, wins.
Despite his recent glorious coronation, the Beef King was having a bad day due to his raging prion-induced seizures.
Beef King by Anonymous December 5, 2004