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Short king

A short king is a man under 5’9 who is typically quite funny and charming, but doesn’t actually make it past 1st base. Girls like short kings because they laugh at him, not with him. These men also typically hang out with girls that are younger than them. Short kings, don’t drop your crown. You’ll make it someday.

Who is that guy? He’s such a cute little short king.

by chickenpoop6690 July 9, 2022

my bad pimp

“my bad pimp” can be said as a sort of apology. if you bump into someone or like kill their dog or something, just use my bad pimp. the second p is almost silent. you have to sound gangsta.

“oh, i didn’t see your cat there! my bad pimp.”

by chickenpoop6690 December 20, 2020