author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

batterwitch 

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.

John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????

batterwitch by homestuckderp August 30, 2013

Butterilla 

It is common for Mexican-American and Mexican families to enjoy a flour tortilla with melted butter spread inside the tortilla. It's similar to a quesadilla; however on a butterilla the tortilla is rolled. Currently a butterilla is requested by asking for "melted butter on a flour tortilla."

My children enjoy eating butterillas when they visit their grandmother's home.

Butterilla by SilvaButterRilla December 28, 2013

Socially Awkward Butterfly 

Someone who can be easygoing and talkative when in situations that comfort them, still jumping between different friend groups as long as they are comfortable. However, this person may also show awkwardness in uncomfortable situations, like talking to someone new or giving a presentation.

Rod: "Did you know that Terry is a socially awkward butterfly?"

Mark: "Really? What does that mean?"

Rod: "It means he's confused."

Socially Awkward Butterfly by PeterPieffer June 3, 2020

better call saul effect 

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high

it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

better call saul effect by Ultiminati April 27, 2022

Exotic Butters

A meme Originating from Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister location. At the start of the fifth night, "Eggs Benedict" (The name given to the player on night 1 by Handunit, an artificial intelligence designed for maintinence) is offered a variety of gift baskets as a reward for a week's work. Predictably, HandUnit misinterprets his choice and, instead of picking a basket of fruits, nuts, flowers, or cash, instead chooses for him the completely random option of "exotic butters". The basket then shows up as a clickable object in the 'Extras' menu, where clicking just repeats the phrase 'exotic butters'. The utter absurdity of it quickly reached memetic status.

HandUnit- "As a reward for completing your first week, the company is giving you a complementary gift basket of your choice, the cost of which will be deducted from your pay. We have baskets containing Fruits, Nuts, Flowers, and the ever popular cash basket. Using the keypad, please type the first few letters of the basket you would like to recieve."

Player- "I want the cash basket!" (attempts to type cash)

Handunit- "It seems you had a bit of trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will now autocorrect it for you. Thank you for selecting: EXOTIC BUTTERS."

Player- "Oh for the love of..." (Proceeds to facepalm)

Exotic Butters by Praxys October 14, 2016

Phantom Batter 

To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.

By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.

Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"

Phantom Batter by Narll1 November 1, 2010