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Average Joe 

In the world of coffee, an average joe means an average cup of coffee. Usually it falls halfway between watered down cardboard and decent storebought coffee.
I bought a large container of Maxwell House coffee from Kroger and it tasted like an average joe.
Average Joe by PWS27 May 8, 2017
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The opposite of a doll. The male doll who has testicles. Way better than a Ken doll. Sometimes you just called him Joe so his name was as sleek as Ken's name.

When I was a kid I owned Barbie and Ken dolls, but then my little brother got GI Joe dolls, so obviously Barbie had to marry one of them. When Barbie was with GIJoe the other GI Joe couldn't hurt them. When Barbie was with a Ken, Ken got killed by GI Joe and all of his guns. Eventually, the Barbies only married GI Joes and the Kens ended up in the closet.

If a girl is a Barbie because she has blonde hair, blue eyes, slender, with boobs, then a gi joe is a guy with big muscles and he probably owns a gun.

If a girl ever talks about some Joe guy it is most likely a "gi joe" to whom she is referring and not the "average joe".
A guy says " hey doll"
Girl says "nice to see you G.I. joe"

For a smoother conversation the "I" isnt pronounced, or the gi is left out. However, it is assumed that the "joe" the girl is referring to is a "GI Joe" and not a regular Joe.

A guy says "be a doll and get me a beer"
A girl says "I can't, I have to get ready for my date with Joe"
gi joe by street-class_academixes December 10, 2013

billie joe armstrong 

Billie Joe Armstrong is a very talented musician. He is the lead singer and guitar player for the punkrock band Green Day (formerly known as Sweet Children), he can also play the harmonica, the mandolin, the drums, the piano and the saxophone. Son of Andy and Ollie (Olivia?) Armstrong, married to Adrienne Nesser, has two children, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger. The other members of Green Day are Tré Cool (Frank Edwin Wright III) and Mike Dirnt (Mike Pritchard); Green Day are a punkrock band that recently released the succesful album "American Idiot", but is remembered by true fans also for albums such as Kerplunk, Dookie and Insomniac.
Billie Joe is considered by many rather attractive, which is why so many definitions here just say "OmiGOD, Billie Joe is so HAWT!". Those people are mostly posers and you shouldn't pay that much attention to them.
Person 1:"OmiGod! billy jo is so freaking hawt!"
Person 2: "Er... hello, I believe he is famous cause he is a talented musician?And it's spelt billie joe armstrong

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo 

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.
sloppy joe by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

Nigger Joe's tar soap

I went to the niggerabilia store and I found some Nigger Joe's Tar Soap.