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Middex

The term is used as a greeting during lunch time. It is an assembly from the words "midday" and "mittags" (german for "midday"). Additionally, in Germany it is typical to just say "Mahlzeit." (english: "meal") during lunch time as a general greeting and single use response. The term "Middex" expands on this and will be repeated after the greeting at least 3 times per person. This makes it the ultimate multilingual midday greeting word.

This also generates a more wholesome and connected group experience and shows that the intention of the meet up is soon to begin. It strengthens and empowers the group spirit and gives a chance even to more quiet persons to express themselves within the group.S
A: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
by ZEKW February 21, 2022
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Middleton's Disease

The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.
Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?

Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.

Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.

Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.

Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.

Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?

Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?

Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011
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Middlebrow

Art that tries to be highbrow, but really isn't. Status-seeking middle class people buy middlebrow work to display, not to enjoy. Writer Virginia Woolfe famously decried middlebrow as "a sticky slime of calves-foot jelly", though her work could be classified as middlebrow too. Still, as long as you actually read the books you buy instead of just using them to set of the furniture, who cares?
My family library is so middlebrow: all leather-bound editions of the Great Works. Still, I enjoyed looking at the pictures as a kid.
by Hysterical Woman July 23, 2010
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mindlessness meditation

A popular form of meditation that is a variation on mindfulness meditation which seeks to undo or diminish consciousness to decrease the possibility of feeling responsible for anything.
I have absolutely no idea why I did that, but recently I’ve been practicing mindlessness meditation; there may be a connection, but I really can’t say for sure.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019
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Mindless Drone

Corporate parasites. Someone who lets the Government and media make their decisions for them. They have no mind of their own.
Tom: Hey, do you like dogs.
Jerry: I read in the paper that they kill people so no.
Tom: You're such a mindless drone.
by Scrubsbuzz January 24, 2012
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mindless self indulgence

A beat-driven, whiney techno-punk band from NYC who gets in your head and doesn't get out. Their live shows are great.
Yo, I got that Mindless Self Indulgence CD! It's got 30 tracks yet manages to still be under an hour!
by whippy October 7, 2003
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meddle

(verb) interfere in something that is none of one's business.
You: Come on, tell us your plans for the party.
Me: Not now. I will tell you when that bloody bugger is not listening otherwise he will certainly meddle in and mess up everything.
by Albertina January 2, 2015
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