Dick Miss

When you are pounding your partner and are about to put it in, you miss the hole and and your erected penis goes into their ass cheek causing brutal pain

Nick: Paul how was your anniversary? Paul:Terrible, I had the worst dick miss

Dick Miss by MunchieMuch August 10, 2017

dick sniper 

Dick sniper is a person who looks at the dick's of other people thru their shorts or pants.

I can't take Veronica ANYWHERE she is such a dick sniper

dick sniper by BigL830 August 22, 2017

Dick-grip fingers 

A person of either sex who has long lady-like fingers, capable of grasping around the entire shaft of a penis.

Man 1: Dude, you got some fat sausage fingers!
Man 2: So! You have some Dick-grip fingers!
Man 1: That's just mean!

Dick-grip fingers by Bortin Rhodes September 18, 2017

dick on lockdown 

Dick on lockdown. ..woman who either got married...or engaged.
Woman controls who a man is banging.
Preferably her.

"She got that dick on lockdown!"

dick on lockdown by Peaches R. September 25, 2017

dick hustler

a person (male or female ) who goes out to have sex with as many partners as possiable.

Hey man don't mess with that hoe she's nothing but a dick hustler.

dick hustler by Zrock September 26, 2017

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not dick listic about the size of his penis

dick listic by Dick listic October 18, 2017

dick smacked 

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

dick smacked by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017