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Willy Wonker

1) Stupid slang for the movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

2) Male genitalia.
1) Joe: "Dude, let's go see that new Willy Wonker movie on friday!"

Hector: "What?"

Joe: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."

Hector: "KK"

2) Street Slut: "Hey big boy, how bouts you show me that nice looking Willy Wonker down there?"
by interesting45 May 16, 2010
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wockyslush

Take a shit in a cup and put some red Powerade so you feel the rush, then mix it and drink it
I’m about to go whip up a wockyslush you want some
by Weenyhutjuinor December 26, 2020
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wockee slush

when you shit and accidentally piss at the same time.
i just wockee slushed.
by fatassskellyprice January 15, 2021
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willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire
In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"
by frankieg102 November 15, 2009
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wonk

Someone who professes to know a lot about something although they have no real-world qualifications. Used most often in regards to politics. It may be a well-schooled person, but one who has no real-world experience. I don't know why this is on UrbanDictionary since it's already in Webster's.
"The President is heading toward war despite protests among the political wonks."

"Even the most enlightened music wonks still can't understand why rap is a $100 billion industry."
by Ramblin Man August 26, 2004
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Wonkette

A Washington, DC-based liberal weblog or blog that focuses on politics, current events, and DC-area issues. The blog is characterized by humor, cynicism, and an overriding sarcastic tone that sets it apart from other blogs.

Wonkette bills itself as "the DC gossip" who focuses on "politics for people with dirty minds." It is edited by Alex Pareene.

Topics often include: George W. Bush, the Bush twins, Dick Cheney, Katherine "Kitty" Harris, Iraq, conservatives, Republicans, and of course, Late Night Shots.

Sample story headlines include: "New Study Proves 'Mentally Ill Voters' Love Bush," "Barack Hussein Obama Always Plotting Against Us," and "Life With Dick: Suspicious Fires, Moving Vans & More 'Hunting.'"
Wonkette is the funniest blog ever! I'm going to www.wonkette.com right now and subscribing to the RSS feed.
by maryjanie November 30, 2006
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Willy Wonka

The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.

Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.

It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
Wyatt, aka. Willy Wonka, ran 11 millimeters because he needed mental stability
by Teaveem October 28, 2018
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