twitch

A Twitch is a scapegoat that is easily blamed for anything and everything. Once blamed enough there would not be a doubt that the Twitch did it.

Boss man: "Who was it that didn't follow my explicit instructions?"

Hugh: "Oh man, it must have been the twitch, he is always messing everything up."

by the real crane March 14, 2014

TWIT

Train Wreck In Training

See the pictures of so-and-so's 9 yr old sister's stripper boots? She's a TWIT.

by badgrammir October 26, 2009

twit

someone who uses the social networking site "twitter"

My girlfriend is always on twitter, she is such a twit.

by digireads February 5, 2010

twit

twit (noun)

a foolish person

synonyms: nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, schmuck, putz, goober, plonker, prat, wally

sample usage: Kal Korff is a twit.

by Jirka January 29, 2007

Brit Twit

Pompous English person, a member of the chattering class who talks with absolute assurance at great length about something he (rarely she) knows almost nothing about.

The Brit Twit Rifkind was on the BBC yesterday talking about the foolishness of emoticons, without having ever used one himself.

by Bellagio99 October 25, 2007

twitch.com

A website where people plays but really begs for money.

Imma go to stream on twitch.com cause i have no life.

by asiandudegamer March 13, 2017

Twitch

A Twitter Snitch - desperate attention seekers craving interaction with celebs. To this end they will rat on other Twitter users.

TWITCH (@TWITTERSNITCH)
Hey @FamousSportsman, did you see what @LessFamousPerson said about you?

by All Bran Van 3000 July 26, 2017