To be "on the train of despair" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014
Get the on the train of despairmug. Taco Train is when two Mexicans Sandwich a female. One hits it from the back and one hits it from the front. Much like the Eiffel Tower except when they run the train they raise one arm up and pull the air lever and yell chooo chooooo.
by KPN5467 June 2, 2018
Get the Taco Trainmug. by Mrs.Granese1005 January 5, 2014
Get the twerk trainmug. The consumption of alcoholic beverages, preferably beer, in the company of coworkers on a train ride home from work, usually on a Friday afternoon or evening.
Joe: What time is the beer train departing today?
Tom: Leaving work at 4. I'm gonna hit up the liquor store across from the station. Anything in particular you want to drink?
Tom: Leaving work at 4. I'm gonna hit up the liquor store across from the station. Anything in particular you want to drink?
by slavonac11 January 24, 2014
Get the beer trainmug. by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021
Get the Train-Smashmug. Ridding the unexplainable succes of Tim Tebow. Having a very lucky streak. Being the center of attention while having a crazy lucky streak of fortune and fame.
Man I put Tebow in as my starting quarterback in my fantasy league and I am going to ride that Tebow Train to 1st place.
I can't believe the Broncos beat the Bears! I guess I will jump on the Tebow Train with everyone else.
I can't believe the Broncos beat the Bears! I guess I will jump on the Tebow Train with everyone else.
by letzgoblues December 18, 2011
Get the Tebow Trainmug. The last run of the Penn Station to Port Washington line of the Long Island Railroad on a Friday or Saturday night. Typically around 3:00 AM to 5:00 AM. This train is frequented by drunken midshipmen of the United States Merchant Marine Academy who exit at the Great Neck LIRR station.
“Dude did you take the warrior train home last night?”
“Yeah bro we got back at 5:30 this morning, the city was insane last night.”
“Gnarly.”
“Yeah bro we got back at 5:30 this morning, the city was insane last night.”
“Gnarly.”
by ageofsail September 20, 2022
Get the Warrior Trainmug.