Alabama Glove Puppet 

A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly

Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!

Alabama Glove Puppet by Kavukkii March 15, 2021

Political Sock Puppet 

Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.

1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is a GOP sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4. "It's Clintons fault."
5. The GOP speaks and the mouths of a thousand political sock puppets move.

Examples of people who are Political Sock Puppets are
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Bill O'reilly
George W Bush
Tony Snow
Every "Ditto-head"
Most christians
Almost all conservatives
ALmost all Republicans

Political Sock Puppet by Bubba Backwater October 17, 2006

the puppet master

Fingering a passed out drunk girl in the ass to wake her up.

Bryan was in the taxi with this girl and she passed out. He gave her the puppet master to bring her to life.

the puppet master by MisterGeppetto July 14, 2015

shark puppet 

ew

shark puppet is so ew

shark puppet by е May 4, 2020

Mentally deficent glove puppet 

Refer to George W. Bush and his whole ****ing Oligarchy

The dictat-president is a mentally deficent glove puppet.

Mentally deficent glove puppet by Irish Rain October 15, 2004

dick puppet 

a girl who walks around with very little clothes and does not appear to be too bright...only good for one thing

Look at the dick puppet over there on the corner with her tits almost hanging out

dick puppet by DRM37 September 12, 2005

Tuskegee Puppet Show 

when one male inadvertantly catches another male jacking off he has been given a "Tuskegee Puppet Show". This move can also be construed as an offensive tactic by a male a la an armadillo to shock an impending practical joke and subvert it.

"I was getting ready to toss a firecracker into Strouse's shower but he saw me sneaking up his steps and set me up with a Tuskegee Puppet Show."

Tuskegee Puppet Show by Chunky Lou May 7, 2008