pazer lenis

A man with a very small penis who does everything he can to hide it.

Pazer Lenis is a "play on words" derived from the phrase Lazer Penis. It is a type of wordplay that is defined as Spoonerism. A man who has a penis "as small as a beam of light" is a Pazer Lenis when he hides it by driving the biggest fucking truck you've ever seen in your life.

Dude, our 45th president is such a Pazer Lenis! Did you see how small his hands are?!?

by pazerlenis December 21, 2016

Panera Broad

A girl who can almost always be found at Panera Bread. She may also talk about wanting to go to Panera often, even though no one else wants to go with her. Often dressed in white-girl attire, and she is guaranteed to post a picture of her food on her Snap story. Similar to a Starbucks Slut.

Fuckboy: Aye I heard Marissa is at Panera and wants people to meet her, should we go?

Fuckboy #2: Nah fam, she's just a Panera Broad.

by justyouraveragedude March 6, 2017

Panzaera

A hardcore Ragnarok Online Player which is undefeated in any 1on1 situation since 2010 and so on the "best creator / genetic" player all times. Nobody ever won a 1on1 versus Panzaera. People also call him "The undefeated" in the german online community.

Oh, look! It's Panzaera the undefeated.
Oh my gosh, i will never win versus Panzaera.
Nerf this! Undefeated.
Panz ily. Panera Breads. Panbread. lol Panz.

by Panzaera April 1, 2017

Panter

The way someone with a speech impediment would pronounce the Panzerkampfwagen V "Panther"

Bill: Hey man, what's your favorite tank?
Kurt (with impediment): I like the Panter

by Kampfgruppe April 24, 2017

Panera Bread Republican

A wealthy white suburbanite who is liberal on social issues, but is conservative on economic issues especially keeping taxes low. They vote Republican based on their economic interests. Panera Bread, Republican, Democrat, economic conservative, socially liberal, politics, red state, blue state, conservative, liberal, Rockefeller Republican, country club Republican

There is no way a Democrat can win a district with so many Panera Bread Republicans.

by joecoolthefool July 11, 2017

panber

A panber is a person that will be by your side no matter what. If you happen to meet one then you are one lucky person. No matter what you go through a panber with be there to comfort you. He will be your friend till the end of time.

Panber is truly the best.

by That one mofo July 26, 2017

paneratarded

People that go to panera

My girlfriend is paneratarded for buying this piddly sandwich

by Paneratard May 9, 2018