Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules

I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset

by Porg009 January 14, 2024

breeding mule

A woman whose only redeemable trait is the ability to offer sexual pleasure and believes she is interesting because of it

“Did you see Becky twerking last night?” “Dude totally! I pretend she’s funny because she’s my favorite breeding mule”

by Happy Carpet June 1, 2019

Mule

Short retarded horse.

“My wiener is like a Mule.”

by HorseBorkle July 27, 2025

heat mule

Women dressed for the sole purpose of luring some poor unsuspecting chap into their lair of dispair. Often times, there are layers of flesh bursting forth between the fortifications of the belt line and the "belly" shirt. This, however, is not absolutely necessary for one to earn the rank of Heat Mule.

El Cielo is a good place to get hunted by the heat mule.

by Shacklyn Knight April 5, 2004

Mule-tilated

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system

I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis

by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

beautiful mule

Someone who is second prettiest

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.

by notfancy March 1, 2018