Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.

Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire

by fagmaster69696969699696420 March 11, 2021

Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator

Oh, this is a ripe one lads, pull up a sofa. It started wayyyyyy back in ought 5. Back in those days, when a horse hacker manages to o pine the top hatch of an amalgomous feces fence, proprietarily, the radio detective decouples the vernier anomaly from the upper frequency ratio, which is the square inverse of the prenontemporal modulation sine waveform function. Conversely, when the agreed upon interference parameters are disproportionately and semi entirely achieved manually, an appropriate interference procedure can be re generated hyperbolically, and applied to the lower quadrant via ionic particulate deposition practices. Afterward, the unit can be cleaned with a pressure mop and returned to service instantaneously, using relativistic enhancers.

The Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator was used to locate, my BOYFRIEND, Osama Bin Laden (no relation).

by ellsworthtoohey July 19, 2021

arabic misfortune

When 2 black guys get together and rip your ballsack apart

Oh hey John, do you happen to be a victim of arabic misfortune?

by John Byerly July 26, 2021

Pan misio

A God,

288912729 yo anime girl,

cat dog bear wtf is that,

was stolen by user @theurhara36

speaks polish and 82649263 more languages

Pan misio is cute

Can’t cook

X:Who is ur fav youtuber
Y: Pan Misio!

X: simp

by ariass November 21, 2021

Pan misio

A God
19289228 yo anime girl
Was stolen by user @theurhara36
Can’t cook
Is cute
BRUH HE IS IN YANSIM
Has a youtube channel
Cat bear dog

Blue <3
Nya

Ñ

Ayo who is your fav youtuber
Pan misio nya

by ariass November 21, 2021

Najprelepsija Misica Sveta Univerzuma

Used to describe someone who is like Teodora Brkic!

"Omg she is tako lepa! Ne ne prelepa ne ne... NAJLEPSA"
"Noo bro she is najprelepsija misica sveta univerzuma!!!!"

by zzhepizz March 23, 2022

Boomer Misinformation

Misinformation online spread by boomers who come from an era where if the information is in the form typed text, they consider it true. This misinformation is often shared in the form of a grainy facebook picture.

Oh no, grandma is sharing boomer misinformation online again. Someone take her phone away

by holy guacomole November 17, 2022