Jools

To rape using the art of deception. Often using alcohol instead of mainstream 'Roofies'.

To Jools someone one you must be forensically aware.

Knickers will always be put back on after a Jools.
Someone who has Jools'd another will always answer no to the question: "Did we have sex last night"

I think i've been Jools'd, I can't remember a thing from last night and my knickers are still on.
I'm going to get her battered so i can Jools her.

by Ban Darron November 8, 2013

Jobsworth

When an individual ranked higher than yourself in any organisation asks you to perform a pointless task.

"Why is the company making us do this, the boss is such a jobsworth"

by Steve Ellis September 20, 2003

joons

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

by mike p June 1, 2004

jooseppi

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.

jooseppi hates thekov.

by jooseppi December 9, 2003

joob

The brainchild of one EpicDarkness13 and one BubTheZombie, formed during the playing of a gametype on Xbox's Halo 2, called 'Showers' in which the Halo Secret Police, (In most instances Bub and Epic) command the "Joobs", or Jewish noobs, into room 1 of Foundation, where they are showered with Zyklon B, AKA Plasma Grenades.

EpicDarkness13:"Get to room 1 you fuckin' joob!"
BubTheZombie:"Look at the wall, Jewcake!"
*A Zyklon B canister has been showered upon the unlucky joob by now.*
OnlineJosh:"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

by BubTheZombie March 25, 2005

Joogs

Something compact and easily hidden used for stabbing or shanking such as a pocket knife or blade of some sort.

Guy 1: "Dude.... there's a bunch of creepy black people up there... let's walk around them."

Guy 2: "Nah bro it's cool, I got my joogs with me."

by MrHappyPotato December 25, 2010

joob

sound of kissing lightly

1. joob*joob
2. joobing you~~

by wan July 26, 2005