Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

Blended foundation

A blended foundation is when you rail a chick in the ass so hard you have shit all over your dick and blood from slight tearing. Then use your dick to put that blend on her face like foundation

Tina loved it when Mark gave her a blended foundation.

by Scotch0784 November 25, 2021

Stuff I found "store"

A mostly urban street salesman selling off a table or blanket who sells all sorts of odds and ends that they clearly found in the trash. A typical "store" (located outside of any busy retail location) will be selling 1 old answering machine without the tape, several power cables to god knows what, magazines, a few books, a catalog or two, a glass with four marbles in it and pantyhose.

I picked up a monopoly game minus all the houses from the stuff I found "store" guy outside of the McDonalds on West 3rd street.

by APConn June 8, 2009

Im surprised you found this...

How... what kind of hacks did you use to find this...

Person 1: hehe no one will find this defintion
Person 2: Is this it?
Person 1: WHA- Im surprised you found this...

by IconicFlame June 9, 2021

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

by FeedyMcFeederson November 16, 2021

foundling

a baby in the old times that was so fucking gay and useless. like, back in the old days, when people only wanted to have strong boys as children, they would take girls or weakling little boys and just leave them on hilltops and shit or like in front of churches. yeah thats pretty fucked up but still, they were useless.

"KILL THE FOUNDLING!"

by chubiskwad January 28, 2009

The Foundation

A series of at least six books about people taking over the universe. The books span over a millenium. The main chracters have to fight and beat mutants and rivals all vieing for universal control.

The Foundation is the rservation of galactic knowladge

by Nemo Impredat December 16, 2005