foodsturbation

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

by Rob D January 29, 2005

Tyson Foods

Tyson Foods, Inc. is a multinational corporation that is the world's second largest producer of beef, chicken, and pork.
The company has been charged with countless evironmenmtal crimes, abusing workers, racism, and lots more! Through false advertising and labeling, they have made the public think that their foods are 100% natural and safe to eat. This is not true, because they do use things such as cabon-monoxide, arsenic, and anti-biotics, in their food.

Kid: "Mommy, Mommy, lets get tyson foods for dinner tonight! they want to help our school and donate lots of food to pore people!"
Mom: "sure! they sound like a good company!"

by Dr. Meh November 5, 2011

Fool

someone who thinks they are correct, but are actually incorrect. Usually an ass.

Ryan Stone is a fool.

by BarStar February 9, 2004

The fool

Playing The fool is when you think you are special and adored to the point of creating a life with someone only to realize, sometimes over and over, that it's not possible.

She thought that love was enough. Always the fool

by Eve./ December 5, 2013

Bombocloth fool

Its an insult my friend Mouna used on my classmate Nahim for talking to her about stuff she didn't want to hear. And I'm gonna use it from now on its legendary lmao.

"My mom's husband is a bombocloth fool period"

Nahim : *talking gibberish*

Mouna : "BOMBOCLOTH FOOL"

Bro#1 :"ayo u seen that fool ova there?"
Bro#2 : "don't even ease it out he a full blown bombocloth fool"

by Shegia dambanza February 4, 2020

Foolano

A random person of questionable intelligence; dolt or moron.

Etymology: Derived from Spanish word Fulano, a generic proper noun roughly translated as "what's his name."

We would've made it out with the goods if Foolano here hadn't tripped the security system.

by tomte June 3, 2004

myspace fool

one who continually tries to get you to add them as a friend on myspace

im so sick of denying that myspace fool

by Latreshia December 29, 2006