evil person

A person who is evil and likes to be mean
and force people to do things for them,
including getting drinks, food, and medicine.
Often times, the evil person will tend to blackmail the other people
by threatening to take away things, such as air.

EP: J, get me my drink.
J: What? Why?
EP: Because I'm awesome and I told you to.
J:But what if I don't want to?
EP: Then you're not allowed to breathe.
J: Damn you!
EP: Do it!
J: Fine... God, you're an evil person!

by Makoto Chiyoru January 16, 2009

evil

Hillary Clinton. Yes, the same person who is running for candidacy.

Oh my god, the person who ate the baby just reached a Hillary Clinton level of evil.

by Patrick Daniels April 7, 2008

Evil Couch

a lunatic and an excellent video game music video producer

Have you seen the new Evil Couch vid?

by Trunkillah June 16, 2004

evil smurf

A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.

Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!

by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005

Evil Poptart

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.

"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"

by Negative November 11, 2003

Evil

We prefer the term 'Alternative System Of Morality'.

Girl 1: You are so evil!!!
Girl 2: Nah, I just have an Alternative System Of Morality.
Girl 1: Maybe you're just weird...
Girl 2: That's the Alternative System Of Morality kicking in.

by I wish I was with Draco Malfoy July 19, 2009

Evil Dead

ok. so maybe i've only seen Army of Darkness, but the evil dead must be good too!

I bought the Evil Dead.

by Elaine October 2, 2003