Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.

SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"

by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013

Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs

a sentence that utilizes all the letters of the alphabet; also known as a pangram. this particular sentence only uses 32 letters, something not so easily done. this sentence was the final answer to the challenge from the novel Ella Minnow Pea, by Mark Dunn.

"the quick fox jumps over the lazy dog" is another pangram; "Pack my bag with five dozen liquor jugs" is another

by a.miyako August 27, 2006

doked

any specific event that takes place in a person's life which causes this person to be rather unpleasant to look at; the person has been "dealt a bad hand".

Look at that store clerk with acne covering his face. That boy got "doked".

by Shemp Shine February 27, 2004

Scooby-Dooed

Past tenth of getting a Scooby snack

i just scooby-dooed a lot of Scooby snacks

by TheShanevxr August 3, 2018

Dozer

A man's penis, generally above average.

Guy: You should come over and let me inroduce you to the dozer..
Girl: I don't even what that means..
Guy: Means I'm about to plow dat ass..

Guy: There's some major dirtwork to be done so back that hoe up on the dozer and we'll get started..

by BA_NB August 17, 2011

bakers dozen

A saying used to describe an obese person whose layers of fat seem to cause "13 rolls"

"Wow look at that chunky bitch, shes got a bakers dozen"

by Priceless12 March 4, 2009

dozer

(adj/adv.) as invented by the gangstancers of smabv, derived from the construction-man word bulldozer, meaning ridiculously rad or outrageous, usually used in association with a legit/chill person/thing/event. See Bill Clinton, Apollo Ohno, and The Woman.

“damn, that longboard move was completely dozer.”

by reinbolt November 11, 2006