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Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.
(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
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Definition

A thing that should be short and sweet. Nobody has time to read long ass ones
uptherabbithole: love the short definitions

Spaceman_Spiff: i beg to differ
by Spaceman_Spiff May 16, 2009
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high definition

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.
by Beelzemuff June 20, 2015
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Definition Reply

(N) A definition that, instead of defining the word it is meant to define, it is more of a comeback to another definition, or just a pile of the authors own views about the topic.
Example1:
Author1: Potheads smoke weed.
Definition Reply er: I know every body thinks that people hate potheads but they don't. Everyone loves them.

Example2:
Author1: Boston Celtics. the best nba franchise ever as they have won the nba more times than any one else
Definitionreplyer:Yo mann, Celtics suk! lakers are the best everyone knows that
by qwertyuiopasfghjklzxcvbnm August 3, 2009
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defintion

by Barry samoe October 31, 2017
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definition whore

Persons who post whatever lame ass inside joke they and their lame friends have that is not accepted by anyone but their circle of friends that they then post on urban dictionary.
Went to Urban Dictionary today and found a bunch of unfunny crap posted by a bunch of definition whores.
by wode March 8, 2011
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Definition Fail

When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.
Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009
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