Jeffrey Dean Morgan

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.

"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"

by BigBoi492649 June 28, 2018

sparky deathcap

a solo project by robert n taylor. sparky deathcap was active from 2008 or 2009 (there isn't very clear information on the internet) to 2010, when robert joined a band called los campesinos! and became their multi-instrumentalist. many of sparky deathcap's songs aren't available online, but five of them, september, send it to oslo, winter city ghosts, glasgow is a punk rock town and berlin syndrome are.

person 1: "hey, guess what i just found out."
person 2: "what ?"
person 1: "that guy i mentioned to you, sparky deathcap ? i finally found out why he stopped making music, he joined los campesinos! in 2010 !"
person 2: "ooohhh so that's why !"

person a: "does anyone know the song in the beginning of the video ?"
person b: "yeah, it's september by sparky deathcap"
person a: "cool, thanks !"

by no, i think i will February 1, 2021

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"

Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...

by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

Deandre

Deandre is funny fineee asf and sweet. If u mess with his girlfriend or his friends he will have to throw some hands if y’all don’t have a Deandre in your life go get u one. He don’t do that fake shii . Deandre is a real one

Person: who dat?
Bestfriend: that’s Deandre

by Babyygirl😏 September 5, 2019

Dead wood

Worthless employees in large companies are dead wood.

I got finally got a promotion but everyone in my new group is dead wood.

by Frizbee Dog April 14, 2006

deaven

strong independent and out going... loves hard but can hate harder if need be. will do anything for there loves ones. when they find that one person they will never let go no matter what..

Deaven loves every one till some one gives them a reason not to. I would not want to get on there has side. so try to stay on there good side because if not you never know what could happen next...

by Rage187 January 30, 2017