cum canoe

When u cum in a girls ass crack and it just sits there

Bo pulled out of Ceirra and totally cum canoed her man

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

getting goo in the canoe

When you make love in an improvised setting but yet at the same time secluded.

Steven: Hey man where'd David go?

John: Yeah now that you mention it Jessica is gone too

Jeff: Oh David? He's busy getting goo in the canoe over there

Steven/John: Nice, nice

by A helpful platypus December 2, 2011

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 9, 2009

canoeing

Placing the scrotum and testicals if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. If done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. Simular to motor boating a woman's breast or dragon boating another man's anus.

Hey babe, wanna go canoeing this weekend?

by Dirty Panda March 19, 2014

canoe sex

Drinking light beer.

'Fucking close to water'

Hey this beer is canoe sex. What the.. Who ordered this??

by foogan June 12, 2006

hot dog canoeing

When two men share a canoe, usually in France.

Did you hear that Jack and Andy are going Hot Dog Canoeing this weekend?

by Miss Conception October 24, 2010

Canteloupe

A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot

Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer

by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016