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A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot
Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer
by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016
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Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair
Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?
by yeargh May 09, 2016
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