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A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot
Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer
by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016
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Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
by Doja's simp April 09, 2021
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Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair
Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?
by yeargh January 26, 2016
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