Canteloupe

A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot

Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer

by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016

canteloupe

Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair

Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?

by yeargh May 9, 2016

canteloupe

A negative verb saying that a quick, often spontaneous and secret wedding in place of a formal, often large and expensive wedding is not possible, or will not happen.

Kweif and Amy eloped in Vegas last weekend, but Joe and Gigi canteloupe.

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Canteloupe Clit

Used to describe the cunt of a woman who's had sex so many times, the STDs have left green, blue, yellow, or orange splotches and/or stains around the clitoral region.

Holy penis! She's got a rainbow on her crotch! That's one hell of a canteloupe clit!

by nooneonthissitecouldpossiblyhavethisname October 30, 2007

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

by Club April 11, 2015

cunteloupe

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.

The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

catelope

When two cats in love run away to become mates.

Fluffy and Tiger fell in love and went on to catelope!

by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021