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Canteloupe 

A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot
Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer
Canteloupe by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016
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canteloupe 

Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair
Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?
canteloupe by yeargh May 9, 2016

canteloupe 

A negative verb saying that a quick, often spontaneous and secret wedding in place of a formal, often large and expensive wedding is not possible, or will not happen.
Kweif and Amy eloped in Vegas last weekend, but Joe and Gigi canteloupe.
canteloupe by anonymous May 15, 2022

Canteloupe Clit 

Used to describe the cunt of a woman who's had sex so many times, the STDs have left green, blue, yellow, or orange splotches and/or stains around the clitoral region.
Holy penis! She's got a rainbow on her crotch! That's one hell of a canteloupe clit!

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.
broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015

cunteloupe 

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.
The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.
cunteloupe by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

catelope 

When two cats in love run away to become mates.
Fluffy and Tiger fell in love and went on to catelope!
catelope by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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