Calci Yum

When sticking a straw up a female vagina and slurping the goodness

Toby Calci Yum's grace

by chrissssssssssssssssssssss 69 August 24, 2011

calcitonin

A hormone released by the thyroid gland in response to an increase of calcium within the blood. Calcitonin takes up the excess calcium and deposits it into bones,teeth.

Dude, i got diagnosed with osteoperosis! Ive got an imbalance of PTH and calcitonin.

by PersianLord786 October 18, 2013

Calcutta Credit

Retail slang for someone of Indian (India) decent who constantly returns items then repurchases merchandise with issued store credits, and repeats the process over and over.

That last customer used Calcutta Credit to buy the blender, we'll probably see it back next month so they can get something else.

by Beatlesguy December 3, 2013

Calcifass

Abbreviation for a seldom used, vintage, expression. "Boil on a Calcifer's ass", used to imply an object and/or person is hideously ugly.

"Hey man, how did your date go last night?"

"Horrible. We got back to my place last night where we took off our clothes...her body is like a Calcifass. You know, boil on calcifer's ass!"

"What a shame, sorry to hear that."

by Professor Jsau - Harvard February 28, 2014

calace

A warm and calming state.

A sense of calace warmed over the room.

by HexArmageddon July 26, 2016

calculator quality

grainy, low quality image, pixelated

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!

by jus10k June 14, 2016

Calcium Stearate

1) Scum
2) A white, powdery substance (C36H70CaO4, learned about in GCSE triple chemistry) made by soap (C18H35NaO2) reacting with permanent hard water ions ("Ca2+") to make "lathering" much more difficult. This is not to be confused with scale, which is made by boiling temporary hard water.

1) Politicians? Utter bags of Calcium stearate, they are!
2) In South England, we have mostly hard water. Yes, it lines the bath with calcium stearate sometimes, but the nutrients are great.

by Itz Rob October 26, 2016