Osteoperosis

The cheap man's way out.

Jason: I have osteoperosis

Ur stupid

by TunaBread July 1, 2020

osteoporosis

A bone disease which makes bones brittle. Mostly said because iDubbbz said it once and it sounded amusing, hence it became a meme.

"I have osteoporosis!"

by Shark Lover October 10, 2017

Testicular Osteoporosis

Whenever your balls are drained and there’s no more cum

Yeah I beat my meat too much so now I have Testicular Osteoporosis

by Rando_the_bando June 30, 2020

Osteopelosi

The state of near facial paralysis resulting from an addiction to plastic surgery. Eventually, its victims begin to appear as if they are being anally raped, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. (See also: paralystallone, kennyrogeritis, almichaelangelo.)

Franco Genovese: "Wow. Is it just me or is Joan Rivers starting to look more like Mickey Rourke than...well...Mickey Rourke?"
Malibu Jackson: "She's got Osteopelosi. I find that very sad."
Franco Genovese: "Yeah. So does Mickey Rourke."

by Genovese, Franco January 8, 2012

osteoporosis

One of the most seductive words to say to a girl.

I have osteoporosis.

by Manuele Pepe November 11, 2017

osteoporosis

A infamous meme. It is actually a disease where bones lose mass and become weak and brittle.

AGGH!! Im falling apart! I must have osteoporosis!

by Fearborne November 24, 2018

osteopornosis

A diagnosis of when a man has jerked his dick so much that his arm has adopted to a position of ease to no longer provide stress on the forearm. Also when one forearm is extremely larger than the other.

Damn man, I thought Jerry been wearing the wrist brace cause he had carpal tunnel surgery, Hell come to find out he just had a bad case of osteopornosis.

by picmeup March 2, 2009