Calcifass

Abbreviation for a seldom used, vintage, expression. "Boil on a Calcifer's ass", used to imply an object and/or person is hideously ugly.

"Hey man, how did your date go last night?"

"Horrible. We got back to my place last night where we took off our clothes...her body is like a Calcifass. You know, boil on calcifer's ass!"

"What a shame, sorry to hear that."

by Professor Jsau - Harvard February 28, 2014

Califas

Nikcname for the state of California used by the hispanic community especially Southern California

I am from Southern Califas and proud of it!!!!!

by Califas Latina August 28, 2005

Califas

Contraction of the Spanish. California Sur (Southern California) Used widely in the militant Chicano movement to designate the state of California or Southern California. Also commonly used in the street mainly by immigrant youth and Chicano residents throughout the state and beyond.

by Juan El Lokko October 2, 2003

Califas

A slang word for the state of California located in the United States of America.

In Califas we got the most freaky ladies in the world.

THE GANGS OF CALIFAS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS IN THE WORLD.

by WICKED WILLIE SGV CALIFAS July 24, 2009

Califas

A trendy term for California, used predominantly by militant Latino (or Chicano) community.

Even though Spanish is almost the majority language spoken in Califas, we have no political power.

by david July 29, 2003

Califasturbation

Like Californication, but instead of California fornicating with every other place in the world and taking over their culture, it's Californian cultural osmosis lightly sprinkling everywhere else metaphorical information-cum.

"Aren't all American license plates white with red and blue bits on them?"
"No, my learned friend, that is Califasturbation."

by Forton Smork June 5, 2023

califashorn

A day old taco stuffed with small sausages called a li’l smokies. Very popular snack among Colombian Transvestites. It’s not uncommon to suck the miniature sausages out before eating the taco itself. California based Uber Drivers frequently have them available for their regular “customers”.

Isaberto is a frequent customer so I regularly have Califashorns available for shim when Ubering shim to and from Sparks games.

by Califashorn February 24, 2025