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Blorfinate

B-L-or-fin-it
Noun
To attempt to fix something with great enthusiasm but unintentionally make it worse.
Example - I tried to update my phone’s software but accidentally blorfinated it, and now it won’t turn on.
by Wargom February 25, 2025
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blorpindols

pronounciation: Bl-or-PIN-dolls assholes
omg these people are such blorpindols!
by a gay protogen March 12, 2025
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blorgenstein

a word i typed in response to 'hay' and checked if it was real and urban dictionary had a definition so now it means 'unexplainable hunger and thirst after drinking loads of liquids and eating a bunch of food'
bro i'm so blorgenstein lately tf?!?!
by Savannah Princess March 20, 2025
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Blorpo

Blorpo is when you are a big food consumer, while also being incredibly lazy. Blorpo's are essentially useless.
Oh my god, he is so blorpo. He only ate and slept all day!
by olieoxen March 21, 2025
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Blort

The sound effect of someone stepping on a large fish.
'BLORT'!! Hey Maynard, quit stepping on my fish!
by Big Polla April 22, 2025
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Blorg

A state of mind but also a facial expression, similar to Jim Carreys face as the grinch. It’s also a story, a mind bending and face changing one.
The word can be used as a noun, adjective or a verb.
Let’s blorg up this place, let’s blorg up Thailand. Good blorg man! Blorgy.
by Frutje Fruttekoek May 9, 2025
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Blorptavian

An interdimensional being (or style of behavior) characterized by absurdly meticulous attention to surreal, cosmic, or bureaucratic phenomena—usually during metaphorical celestial events. Often involved in the categorization of intangible concepts like lunar yawns, planetary nostalgia, or kale-flavored eclipses.

An interdimensional being (or style of behavior) characterized by absurdly meticulous attention to surreal, cosmic, or bureaucratic phenomena—usually during metaphorical celestial events. Often involved in the categorization of intangible concepts like lunar yawns, planetary nostalgia, or kale-flavored.

Origin: First coined in 2025 by Gabriel Harris and Grace Rhomberg in an effort to create a sentence that had never before been spoken in human history.
Example (noun): "The Blorptavian arrived precisely at dusk to notarize the silence between two comets."
Example (adjective): "Her method of organizing socks by planetary orbit was deeply Blorptavian."
by Zindlevar Throoblenock May 23, 2025
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